“Mandatory Volunteerism” Coming to NYC

Just in time for today’s Nuremberg rally inauguration, Councilmember Eric Goia is proposing Obama-style “voluntary” community service for New York City high school students. Under Goia’s proposal, students would be required to perform 20 hours of community service to receive their diplomas. Of course, the kids could always tell the city to keep their crummy diplomas, in which case they can also forget about ever landing a decent job.

This new requirement will teach the youth the importance of giving freely of their time for the greater good, especially when someone is threatening them.