Happy Days Are Here Again!

Eliot Spitzer caught with his pants down! I love it!! Expect the man who shall forever after be known as Client 9 to resign shortly.

That he was a patron of a prostitution ring with a name like The Emperors Club VIP makes it even more fitting. These guys really do think of themselves as emperors and the rest of us as serfs, above the laws they use to oppress the masses.

As attorney general, Spitzer prosecuted at least two prosecution rings — callously ruining dozens of lives over the quintessential victimless crime. Now he reaps what he sowed.

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Be sure to come to the Manhattan Libertarian Party meeting tonight — the champagne is sure to be flowing!

4 thoughts on “Happy Days Are Here Again!”

  1. Hey envious serf, you get what you pay for. You know you’d go for if you were successful enough to afford it. I don’t think he should resign. F ing releases stress and I try do do it at least once per day. As long as he does his job well, I don’t see a problem.

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