… They’ve uncovered Weapons of Mass Destruction right inside their own offices. Seems the wacky bumblers at Turtle Bay brought “six to eight” cannisters of nerve gas home with them as souvenirs from Iraq in 1996, and then forgot where they left them. Doh! The nerve gas was rediscovered today while the kleptocrats were cleaning out their offices at UN headquarters. ABC is reporting UN headquarters was evacuated (by which I assume they mean everyone at headquarters shit their pants when they found the bombs).
We don’t have to worry about Al Qaeda smuggling Weapons of Mass Destruction into the city. Our “friends” at the UN are already doing it, and we’re picking up the tab. I’ll just add it to my long list of reasons for booting the UN out of NYC once and for all.