Help Wanted: War Supporters

The White House is seeking to fill a new and exciting position; Iraq and Afghanistan Wars Coordinator.

Any takers?

The White House has already approached three retired generals, including Army General Jack Keane and Air Force General Joseph Ralston. Both said no.

The third didn’t hold back his opinion either.

Retired Marine General John Sheehan states that “the very fundamental issue is, they don’t know where the hell they’re going,” quotes the Washington Post. “So rather than go over there, develop an ulcer and eventually leave, I said, ‘No, thanks.'”

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